Baby Grand Slam
Baby Grand Slam is a night of live entertainment where you can sing to your heart’s content alongside two pianists, a killer band, and endless requests made by you, the audience.Expect chart-toppers and endless classics played especially for you.
Baby Grand Slam
Baby Grand Slam is a night of live entertainment where you can sing to your heart’s content alongside two pianists, a killer band, and endless requests made by you, the audience.Expect chart-toppers and endless classics played especially for you.
Back To Mein
A special guest DJ, musician, presenter or performance artist will take over the Schloss to play their personal record collection.
Assembly School Bangers
School Assembly Bangers is a high-energy, one-hour nostalgia experience celebrating the unforgettable songs of primary school assemblies. Hosted by one or two dynamic Choir Masters, the show revitalises the soundtrack of childhood with humour, heart, and irresistible audience participation. Designed tocaptivate millennials and families alike, the show blends live performance, interactive screens, and full-audience sing-alongs to recreate the magic of sitting cross-legged in the assembly hall, only this time with lighting, sound, and a crowd ready to belt out every word.
Assembly School Bangers
School Assembly Bangers is a high-energy, one-hour nostalgia experience celebrating the unforgettable songs of primary school assemblies. Hosted by one or two dynamic Choir Masters, the show revitalises the soundtrack of childhood with humour, heart, and irresistible audience participation. Designed tocaptivate millennials and families alike, the show blends live performance, interactive screens, and full-audience sing-alongs to recreate the magic of sitting cross-legged in the assembly hall, only this time with lighting, sound, and a crowd ready to belt out every word.
What Wood Victoria Do?
How on earth have we all survived the past decade of modern living without Victoria Wood’s observational wit and wisdom? What would she make of an Air Fryer? The Repair Shop? K-Pop Demon Hunters? Paulus The Cabaret Geek is on hand to help us find answers. From the creators behind the critically acclaimed Looking For Me Friend comes What Wood Victoria Do? A brand new show, that takes an even deeper dive into the world of Wood. It is a celebration of those women who don’t mince their words but make everything better with a cuppa and a mutual distaste for next door’s extension: navigating friendship and loss amongst tea towels and village halls. Sit back and enjoy a fresh batch of brilliant tunes from The Victoria Wood Songbook. Directed by the multi-award-winning Sarah-Louise Young (An Evening Without Kate Bush) this is a show not to be missed. Though Vic may be gone, she has left behind so many nuggets of advice to help us build community based upon camaraderie, gossip and Custard Creams. So come and get your second helping of music, mirth and macaroons! “Finds that sweet spot, where homage turns into truly honouring our hero” The Recs “Paulus’ homage to Victoria Wood is practically a national institution” Kate Copstick
My Heart Will Go On: A Drag Celebration of Celine Dion
Prepare for an unforgettable evening of unparalleled vocal prowess as the sensational Moira Less returns to the stage with their sell-out show celebrating the iconic Celine Dion. No lip-syncing. No gimmicks. Just pure vocal talent. With London’s drag singing sensation, Moira Less, as your guide, we navigate Celine’s discography including hits such as ‘It’s All Coming Back To Me Now’, ‘The Power of Love’ and the incomparable ‘My Heart Will Go On’. You’ll feel like you’re on the Titanic with Celine herself (without the sinking, of course!) This is not another tribute act or another drag show: Moira Less’s flawless vocals must be heard to be believed. With a voice that rivals even the original diva herself, she will leave you breathless. Moira will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions; her disarming charm and quick wit will leave you laughing one minute and cheering at the top of your lungs the next. This is a night where drag excellence meets vocal expertise. Whether you’re a die-hard Celine Dion fan or looking for your next favourite drag queen, My Heart Will Go On is a show you’d be foolish to miss.
Lavelles The Ladies Of Motown
Lavelles The Ladies Of Motown is an all-singing, all-dancing show, celebrating a hugely popular and iconic era of music.The Lavelles are three fabulous West End performers singing the hits of Soul and Motown by our most celebrated Artists including: Martha Reeves And The Vandellas, The Supremes, The Marvelettes, Gladys Knight, Freda Payne, Tina Turner, Whitney Houston, Mary Wells, The Shirelles and many more! A golden chance to relive these timeless songs, with beautiful melodies and lyrics that will speak to your soul.Lavelles The Ladies Of Motown launched in 2021, assembled by a team with a passion for re-creating the authentic Motown sound and styling..The Lavelles feature West End performers with outstanding credits including: SIX The Musical, The Lion King, Tina The Musical, Dreamgirls, Get Up Stand Up, Rent and Standing At The Sky’s Edge.
Lavelles: The Ladies Of Motown
Lavelles The Ladies Of Motown is an all-singing, all-dancing show, celebrating a hugely popular and iconic era of music.The Lavelles are three fabulous West End performers singing the hits of Soul and Motown by our most celebrated Artists including: Martha Reeves And The Vandellas, The Supremes, The Marvelettes, Gladys Knight, Freda Payne, Tina Turner, Whitney Houston, Mary Wells, The Shirelles and many more! A golden chance to relive these timeless songs, with beautiful melodies and lyrics that will speak to your soul.Lavelles The Ladies Of Motown launched in 2021, assembled by a team with a passion for re-creating the authentic Motown sound and styling..The Lavelles feature West End performers with outstanding credits including: SIX The Musical, The Lion King, Tina The Musical, Dreamgirls, Get Up Stand Up, Rent and Standing At The Sky’s Edge.
Saturday Nights
Playing from Brunch all the way through til close, our epic DJ sets bring only the best vibes.Expect old school remixes, commercial classics, RnB and some d*mn good tunes.Fix up, look sharp and book a table for the best spot in the house.